Description
Your New Best Fiend Has Arrived
They say that zombies come in a lot of different forms. You’ve got your slowly wandering ones that seem to be missing out on something pretty important. There are the ravenous feeder zombies that will chase you down, relentlessly groaning as though they spent their whole living lives being ignored. And then there are the ghouls who want to chatter all day about how dry their skin gets. Hardly the type we like to bring home as new friends.
Grabby Gutfried doesn’t ask much. Just a prominent spot on your porch, an extension cord, and the chance to startle the neighborhood one trick-or-treater at a time. This five-foot seated nightmare has been waiting patiently in whatever dimension animated corpses come from, and he’s absolutely thrilled to finally have a job. His skeletal hands reach out with the jerky enthusiasm of someone who really, really wants you to take some candy. Or maybe your soul. It’s unclear.
Design & Details
Gutfried arrives as a fully assembled 58-inch seated figure constructed from metal, plastic, and polyester fabric clothing. Long ratty hair drapes over his skeletal face, and weathered clothing completes the look of someone who’s had a rough century or two. His right arm swipes outward while he clutches a candy bowl that lights up red along with his eyes, creating an eerie glow that’s visible from the street.
Multiple activation options let you customize the scares: use the motion sensor for automatic frights, the try-me button for testing, or add a step pad for precise timing. Volume control means you can dial Gutfried’s enthusiasm up or down. He’s suitable for covered outdoor locations or indoor use, but keep him dry. Outdoor setups require a GFCI outlet for safety.
Sitting Pretty
Finally, a Halloween decoration that doesn’t require assembly instructions longer than a Stephen King novel. Just position Gutfried in his throne of terror, plug him in, and watch him work his macabre magic. He’s the greeter your haunted house deservespart candy dispenser, part jump-scare specialist, all nightmare fuel.
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