Description
Pitch Perfect 70s Swagger
Step right into a world where the smell of shag carpeting and musk cologne fill the air, and every room is paneled with dark wood. This Mens 70s Plaid 3pc Leisure Suit Costume is here to help you relive the heyday of cheap sales pitches and smooth talkers. Perfect for anyone looking to embrace the greasy charm of a vintage used car salesman, this outfit practically begs you to say, Whats it gonna take to get you into this ride today?
Design & Details
Youre looking at a full three-piece set straight out of the Me Decade. The plaid jacket features a wide lapel that looks great with a mustache and plenty of gold jewelry. The bold cut that says youre not afraid to bend the truth if it means sealing the deal. The matching pants are boldly patterned, perfect for leaning against that questionable sedan in your lot. And lets not forget the cream satin shirt. Its shiny finish ensures youre as smooth on the outside as your sales tactics are on the inside. Slide into this outfit, and youll have everyone convinced that undercoating really is a bargain.
Closing the Deal
Throw on this getup, and get ready to sell dreams, used cars, or anything else that comes your way because, buddy, when you look like this, they wont be able to tell whats real and whats just a well-polished pitch. Welcome to the 70s, where every handshake is a deal and polyester reigns supreme!
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