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We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby in the name of the Lullaby LeagueWe wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!
So some broad just flew in on a house and killed the Wicked Witch of the East. Which is great and all, but lets keep it real for a second – sure, you had some help from that doll Glinda, but everyones acting like that house was the greatest thing to ever happen to Munchkinland. The situation was getting handled, all right? Yeah, the house cut the battle short, but it was only a matter of time before you all had that witch right where you wanted her!
And anyway, can we talk for a minute about this chick Dorothy? Apparently shes from a place called Kansas – though, not for nuthin, weve never heard of it – and truthfully, shed doesnt really seem like shes the brightest bulb in the bunch. Sure, shes cute, and shes got a dog, which speaks highly of her , but she doesnt really seem to grasp the reality of the situation, if yknow what we mean. All your friends and family are all Shes gonna go down in history, whichits nice that they think this is a reason to celebrate but lets not get ahead of ourselves, all right? Speaking strictly confidentiallyyoure not even all that sure if she meant to land her house on that witch. Makin her a bust in the Hall of Fame? The way thats Dorothys acting, it was all probably just a big accident!
But you ain’t gonna cause no waves, because at the end of the day, it’s simply a chance for you to get dressed up in your best duds, and you’ve been dying for an occasion good enough to pull out this Plus Size Munchkin Girl Costume! No imposter from “Kansas” is gonna ruin your chance to have your head look like a flower, and in this combo of green and purple, you’re sure to get the attention of ol’ Bobby from the Lollipop Guild! Yeah, that’s ol’ Dorothy can just make her way on down the Yellow Brick ‘ll be just fine here, singin’ and dancin’ until the witches fly in!
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