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We know youve been thinking of skimping on your Santa costume this year. Naughty. But we want to ask you: who is Santa without his Santa Wig and Beard?

You feel a little silly now dont you? Just think of the irrevocable psychological damage a move like yours would inflict. A Santa without a beard? A Santa without his beloved curly white mop? Naughty, naughty, naughty. Christmas would be thrown into utter chaos. Elves would erupt in anarchy, planning a coup détat instead of toiling away on the toys. And the childrenthink of the children!would scream and beat their chests so loudly until you rue the day you didn’t dress to the specifications of the role. Yes, all these things will happen. And yes, well call you up to say told you so.